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Classic Quotes

Below are some Quotes collected from multiple shows. We'll update these soon.

hello.

My dad has a shovel, Eddy.

Nope, cant think of a thing.

Eddy:"Water" Edd:"H2O" Ed:"Gravy"

Shhhh, he is sawing many logs.

The walls have ears.

I collect sponges.

Cotton Gravy!

Ding ding Eddy, ding ding.

I'm learning.

tsk,tsk.

Why won't your lips come off again, sister?

I glued a block of wood to Jonnys shoe.

Oh, come on,I don't say gravy that much guys.

This is like "I was a cotton swab in mademe Pomplin's ear-wax musuem"-the mini-series.

Doodie?!?

Who's that handsome fella?

Lots of hurt, hold the onions.

Edd:"what were you thinking?" Ed:"Absolutely nothing."

I'm not in my happy place, guys.

Its not just a gym bag,its a way of life.

Barron O'BeefDip?!?

Sara will tell mom, mom will tell dad, and dad would say "Not now I just got home from work".

He was attacked by a giant Swedish meatball.

As they slowly devored the tainted spuds,.....

If carrots are good for your eyes, can they dial a phone?

Can you guess what I'm doing?

I love chickens, Eddy

Plank reminds me of a bunch of freshly cut spring flowers spwun across babbling brook...with a hint of lemon.

I live in a foundation; A foundation full of all sorts of useless stuff Johnny would talk to.

Eddy:Ed,you be the motor.
Ed:I HAVE ACHIEVED GREATNESS!!!

It was there fault Rolf, as they wanted to be the best chickens they could be.....bless theyre little goolups.

I was in my happy place, lost in the void of my mind.

10-4, barren to your crumpet......Sparkey's on my tail!!

I was to fast for them.

I am dead from the neck up.

Yum, like cheese?

Ketchup!!....Just a squirt?

THATS MY HORSE!!

That is so lame, Eddy.

Eddy: Will you ever seize to amaze me? Ed: Yes I will.

Abhklomnp...Don't you know your abc's Double-D?

Canadians are wierd.

COOKIES AND MILK.

Look at Jimmy waddle!

Ed: "Can you guess what I am?" Eddy: "An idiot?" Ed: "Been there, done that."

Look at that huge bird! **Jimmy falls out of tree** Awwww look at him twitch.

Imported in a armored truck from The European House of Wieners.

Wait, my brain is working **picks up oven and throws it into wall**

**lays head on front porch and repeats "ding dong"**

I claim this planet in the name of Ed, the bringer of bacon.

Too-ta-loo Double-Dee.

Prepare to meet you maker!

Slide on the soap...



Rolf:The Hat of Discipline.......Do you live in a cave?.......All is forgiven.

Eddy: Double Dee, calm down. It's a toy. From Canada, Jeesh...how embarrising.



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